Truth Revealed:

If Saturday and Sunday dont excite you, then change your friends,
&
If Monday doesn't motivate you , then change your profession....

''Language has a great social impact. Those who speak rudely can hardly sell honey but those who speak politely, can even sell chillies."

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

Author: Ellen Goodman

Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.

Author: Cyril Connolly

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Author: Christopher Hampton

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.

Author: Clarence Darrow

Fate

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Author: Norm Crosby